jackryanz:

going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face

image


jazzypurrg:

swaggitystrider:

just press play

I HAD TO BE REALLY QUIET AS I WATCHED THIS AND THAT WAS A MISTAKE.


my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works


*。.゚。*・✿ The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ✿・*。゚。*

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.


otpenises:

Jean Valjean and Inspector Javert from Les Misérables

I’m sorry but this blog is the best thing in the fucking world.

otpenises:

Jean Valjean and Inspector Javert from Les Misérables

I’m sorry but this blog is the best thing in the fucking world.

posted 1 day ago via otpenises with 15 notes


clairewendlingblog:

Hi guys! I need you this time ! This small bristol card has been stolen at the Nantes post office . It was a gift sent to a friend with other items , little sketchpads, pencils, chocolate bar. She received the enveloppe totally empty :( So if ever you see this one on Ebay or elsewhere , please let me know  Thanks a lot ! I’m so pissed off

clairewendlingblog:

Hi guys!
I need you this time !
This small bristol card has been stolen at the Nantes post office .
It was a gift sent to a friend with other items , little sketchpads, pencils, chocolate bar.
She received the enveloppe totally empty :(
So if ever you see this one on Ebay or elsewhere , please let me know
Thanks a lot !
I’m so pissed off


frustration-squared:

southpauz:

"You’re so innocent!"

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

christ


sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”